10 Indian men we wish we hadn’t seen topless

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While India may go nuts over a ripped Hrithik Roshan or a ravishing Ranveer Singh, it’s not ready for the other kinds of shirtless high-profile Indian men that the media feeds us quite unwittingly every morning. Sagging, hairy ‘moobs’ are certainly not the kind of sight one should wake up to with your morning newspaper. So scroll down at your own risk!

1. N. Srinivasan

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Image source: media.newindianexpress.com

It might be the norm for visiting the temple, but surely, the nation surely doesn’t HAVE to be privy to that chest-baring moment. Where is the censor board when one really needs it?

2. Arvind Kejriwal

Arvind Kejriwal In Varanasi
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The downside of being a public figure is that at any given point in time there are at least 10 photographers around you clicking pictures that, in our opinion, should not be shown.

3. Baba Ramdev

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Image source: sim01.in.com

We’ll give him that he’s fit. But there’s only so much one can take of that hairy chest, undulating tummy and quivering eyelid.

4. Veerpal and Sudesh Sharma

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These RLD MLAs climbed on their benches displaying banners and placards, (and their chests) and literally lost their shirts at the UP Assembly. True too form, News channels played their exposé on loop, much to our disgust.

5. Anil Kapoor

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Image source: theelefunt.files.wordpress.com

Surely, One can’t have a scary chest pic list without featuring Anil ‘Hedgehog’ Kapoor as he was once infamously called. Worse, a FakingNews headline went on to joke that he was ‘hospitalized after he used lawn mower to shave his chest.’  Thankfully, he had a waxed chest (and back) when he went shirtless in Race 2 .

6. Sanjay Dutt

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Image source: tattooideasart.com

His chest has probably seen better days, but if it’s past its sell-by date and has lost the battle with gravity, the best place for it is inside a well buttoned shirt.

7. Revu Naik Belamagi

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Image source: churumuri.files.wordpress.com

While we are quite thrilled of the fact that we have a minister that actually wrestles for sport (Revu Naik Belamgi is Karnataka’s minister for animal husbandry), we’re not thrilled that we have to be subjected to what appears to be him wrestling in his underwear, with an opponent that’s even more scantily dressed.

8. Shakti Kapoor

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Image source: fashionscandal.com

Sometimes, a picture does speak a thousand words. And in this case it’s ugh! ugh! ugh! ugh…

9&10. Saif and Akshay

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Image source: im.rediff.com

In the weirdly titled Keemat: They Are Back,  The then scrawny Saif Ali Khan and Akshay Kumar in his pre-shaved chest phase  tried to recreate their Main Khiladi Tu Anari chemistry. But clearly the  bromance and over exposure didn’t exactly work in their favour.