7 reasons why you should get a cat instead of a dog

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Want to get a pet but confused which breed of dog you should buy? The cat breed is the best choice, especially if you work a 9 to 9 job in Bangalore.

Don’t get a dog and leave it alone at home for hours. They’ll get depressed and grow week. Get a cat instead. Cats don’t even acknowledge your existence, so they don’t get depressed.

Cats don’t give a damn

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They don’t care whether you pet them or not, they don’t smother you with love and a face full of saliva. They don’t kick up a fuss if you forget to feed them and they don’t want you to take them on walks.

They fit anywhere

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They’re small, flexible and they fit anywhere. Most of the time you don’t even know where they are. Unlike dogs, they don’t plonk on your couch and leave a bad smell later.

They’re super clean

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They don’t stink, they clean themselves up and they don’t poop all around the house. Of course cat pee smells a whole lot worse than dog pee, but a litter box will fix that in a jiffy. Cats lick themselves clean every day.

They’re cheaper and easier to feed

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Cats barely eat more than a pound of food, and if you run out of cat food, a raw egg or boiled meat that you eat is just fine. They don’t complain.

Lesser noise

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Good breed cats don’t even meow often. It’s that occasional meow in the mornings or late at night for about 10 seconds. Just remind you saying ‘Hey bit*h, I’m the owner, you’re the pet’.

You’re the pet, the cat’s your master

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Well, a cat should be fed only when it wants to eat. It should be petted only when it wants to be. It does what it wants and most of the time considers you irrelevant. Sometimes you end up thinking who’s the owner and who’s the pet.

They entertain themselves

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They won’t get depressed and whine and howl if you’re not at home for a weekend. They’ll just play with anything you leave on the floor and spend the rest of their time staring out the window. When you come back, they’ll show you the same love that they never show you anyways.

So, what are you waiting for, go get yourself a cute little kitten.It’s probably waiting to adopt you as it’s owner right now.

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