From masturdating to dudevorce, 10 super cool words worth adding to your vocab

The urban dictionary is evolving all the time. New words are coined to precisely describe things, moments, experiences that are equally new. Here’s our pick of some of the coolest:

1. Unkeyboardinated: People who’re always hitting the wrong key while typing and turn out spelling mistakes which have nothing to do with text prompt.

2. Masturdating: How single people entertain themselves – going to bars or movies alone.

3. Afterclap: The last person who claps when there’s a round of applause.

4. Barithmetic: The mental math a younger babe does when an older man takes her out. She’s trying to calculate what age she was when he was her current age.

5. Dudevorce: The official parting of bros.

6. Nerdjacking: Filling a conversation with info about one’s interests when the other person is, like, ‘yawn’.

7. Beerboarding: Getting someone, especially a professional rival, drunk in order to extract information.

8. Askhole: Someone who asks too many stupid questions.

9. Sadventure: The escapades of a sad person.

10. Thirst-trapping: A strategy adopted by someone to attract men, but not yielding anything beyond.