14 hilarious book titles that will make you LOL!

They say never judge a book by its cover. But we say judge them. Judge them and laugh your socks right off.

1. Is there Sex after Death? – by Jeanne & Alan Abel

We’d like to retitle this one ‘The Yama-Sutra’ and include a possible necrophilia alert disclaimer.

2. Do-It-Yourself Brain Surgery & Other Home Skills – by Stewart Cowley

Clearly, the author is in need of brain surgery himself. Strangely, the book comes with a warning: ‘This Book can seriously damage your health.’ Also, it says,  ‘Batteries not included’. Hmmmmm.

3. How to Shit In the Woods – by Kathleen Mayer

We have a feeling this book will not sell well in India, we seem to have the skills for that already. Though surprisingly, it has made it to some bestsellers’ list with over a million copies in print. My guess is that it makes good toilet paper.

4. Reusing Old Graves – by Douglas Davies & Alastair Shaw

Very apt for the age of recycling. It’s all karmic anyways.

5. Natural Bust Enlargement with Total Mind Power – by Donald L. Wilson

Who needs an expensive cosmetic surgeon when you have this. Pamela Anderson, you listening?

6. Entertaining with Insects, or: The Original Guide to Insect Cookery – by Ronald L. Taylor & Barbara J. Carter

Now you can have a ‘Caramel Cricket Crunch’ while you watch your cricket match on the telly.

7. Living with Crazy Buttocks – by Kaz Cooke

Someone get Kim Kardashian a copy please.

8. People Who Don’t Know They’re Dead  – by Gary Leon Hill

Waitaminit! We actually think we know a few people like this.

9. How to Live With a Huge Penis – by Dr. Richard Jacob & Rev. Owen Thomas

Funnily enough, this book is co-authored by a reverend.

10. Knitting with Dog Hair – by Kendall Crolius & Anne Montgomery

Or how to turn your favourite pet into your favourite sweater. Sounds rather like a spell out of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

11. Italian Without Words – by Don Cangelosi & Joseph Carpini

Yet another book title that leaves us lost for words. Literally!

12. How to Pee Standing Up – by Anna Skinner

Billed as ‘Tips for Hip Chicks’ this book quite possibly helps women mind their Pees and Qs.

13. New Ways to Kill Your Mother – by Colm Tóibín

Certainly not the book to take home to Mom. Certainly not the ideal Mother’s Day gift either.

14. How to Raise your IQ by Eating Gifted Children – by Lewis B. Frumkles

Please tell us that that the author is being figurative here. Pretty please.