Know your Dilliwali ‘girl’ friend! 10 signs of a typical Delhi girl

9 years ago

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If you’ve ever been to Delhi, you’ll agree that Dilli ki kudi and Dilli ki sardi are simply exceptional! And if you’ve traveled or socialized enough, you’ll know that there are girls and then there are Delhi girls. While her warm-heartedness (at times) comes with the territory, there are some things about the pukka Dilli girl that make people, especially guys from other cities, want to choke – quite literally.

Wanna know how?

1. The ultimate fake accent (say woootch?)

Some of the most common words coming out of her mouth, are not just repetitive, but have a heavy accent to them as well! Words like broda (brother), nice pichha (nice picture), sup (what’s up), beeeyaaatch (bitch)- and we’ll just hold off the list here.

FYI, everyone around her is subjected to this torture – right from friends to the rickshaw-walas.

2. The miserable Honey Singh jamming (but wait, didn’t I just hate him?)

She could be screaming her lungs out about how Honey Singh’s songs are too cliche for her. But give her some drinks or simply take her to a party, and she’ll show you what jamming to his song really looks like!

3. The ridiculously successful haggler (everything just can’t cost all that much right?)

She could be branded from head to toe, but when it comes to taking an auto ride or shopping from some of the famous complexes like Sarojini Nagar, the haggler in her is clearly visible! You could be offering her the best price, but she’ll ask you to bring it down a notch for sure – every damn time.

4. The self obsessed chick (mai apni favourite hu!)

Ask her about her favourite person and pat comes the answer – I am my own favourite! Well, while it is a good thing to like yourself, they often tend to go a little overboard with it. You’ll also find her pampering herself at spas and treating herself to fish manicures often!

5. Selfie lover (lemme take a selfie!)

Forget about what mood she is in, she is dependably “selfie prepared” – all the damn time! Yes, even when she is about to sleep.

6. The egoistic angel (come again?)

Let’s get honest for a minute, When was the last time you found a chick from Delhi initiating a conversation?

7. The multi linguistic skills (Ohhh teri!)

She loves using slangs and fillers like siyapaa, oye, koi gal nahi, leh, nah and so on – no matter where she actually is from.

8. The ever demanding (so, what’s free with this?)

Everyone loves free things, and when it comes to Delhi girls, they just love them! Be it a ladies night or a free makeup trial, they’re up for it anytime.

9. The constant dieter (dieting-shieting haye rabba!)

Want to know what keeps her in shape? Keep a chaat papri in front of her and wait for her answer! It’s definitely going to be ‘dieting, sorry’.

10. The secret agent (I know everything!)

She’s a gossip queen, a constant chatterbox and always keeps track of who’s dating who! Yes, she is the secret agent you always feared.

Well, I’m a Delhi girl too. And I have been called that by others way too many times. But, there are a few things even I despise – like an ‘awww’ shouldn’t be the answer to everything. You ought to be smarter than that right?