Mangal mein Dangal: 20 things Indians will do after landing on Mars
We Indians are there everywhere. Not just in popular places like the Middle East, United States or United Kingdom, Indians are also found in lesser known lands of Slovenia, Iceland, Bosnia etc. Geography hardly matters, when it comes to the humble Indian community. You may not find water to drink, but you may just bump into an Indian in the remotest corner of the Earth.
We wonder, how would life be on Mars? Here are 20 things Indians will do after stepping foot on the Red Planet.
1. Ganesh Pooja on arrival. He’s not moving an inch further without this, mind you!
2. Spitting red Paan stain on Red Planet! Would hardly make a difference right?
3. Water or no water. Who cares a shit!
4. Introduce mobile toilets.
5. Make Mars a dumping ground. From Red Planet to Dirt Planet!
6. Done and dusted with humans. Time to bribe the aliens!
7. Holi will be celebrated throughout the year. The colour? Ain’t that a given now!
8. Jugaad from the word go. Now, that’s something in every Indian’s blood.
9. How can an Indian sustain life without Chai Pe Charcha?
10. Oh wait! And this too…
11. Teach Martians cricket. Guess the first lesson…
12. Bargain, bargain and more bargain. Renowned comedian Russell Peters too says, “Indian can’t live without a bargain and a Chinese guy can’t give you a bargain.”
13. Giving gyaan. That’s really the only free thing you can expect from an Indian.
14. Politics and Indians go hand in hand. Forming a political party would definitely top their agenda.
15. Put up a fake accent in front of the Martians. That would hardly make a difference, anyways!
16. Ask for a treat. No matter how grumpy an Indian is, free food will always lift his/her spirit.
17. Do all things auspicious only on a ‘Mangalvaar’ (Tuesday).
18. Not care about being a Manglik anymore!
19. Move over Mr. Moon. It’s the Earth now that will rule the roost on Karva Chauth.
20. Welcome one and all with open arms. Atithi Devo Bhava!
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