The 10 funniest #MyChoice jokes that will ‘empower’ you to laugh

By now, many of you would have either watched or at least heard of Vogue’s ‘My Choice’ video featuring Deepika Padukone, which went viral and attracted mixed reviews.

While many lauded Deepika and Vogue for coming up with a powerful and meaningful message towards women empowerment, many found the video phoney, pretentious and in some cases, even offensive.

Reactions from both sides, including a parody featuring the male version of the video, kept flooding in on social networking sites since the video’s release a couple of days ago.

It doesn’t look like the argument is going to settle any time soon. Meanwhile, we hope that humour can provide some common ground for people on both sides.

Here are the best Twitter jokes about #MyChoice.

1. I’ve got two words for you. My. Choice.

Must be tough dating Deepika. #mychoice #desivines #punjabivines https://t.co/2glMfHy6TM

— Varun Thakur (@VarunmThakur) March 31, 2015

2. The origin of the universe explained in two words

Q: Why did Eve eat the apple? A: #MyChoice

— Zaid Hamid (@SirZaidHamid) March 31, 2015

3. Some men were physically hurt by this video

As a well intentioned male trying to make sense of this #myChoice debate…how I feel. https://t.co/Sl0suPFrBq

— Sanjay Manaktala (@smanak) March 31, 2015

4. Men shouldn’t get any ideas.

I asked my wife what she thought of Deepika's #MyChoice video. She said: "Don't be hopeful. Even if she does adultery it won't be with you".

— Mid Life Crisis Man (@mid_lifeman) March 31, 2015

5. There is no ulterior motive here.

No. This #MyChoice video of Padukone has got nothing to do with publicity for Bajirao Mastani and two other movies to be released. No!

— ChopdaSaab (@Keisar_) March 31, 2015

6. Well, now we know how it became viral.

The first person to make #MyChoice viral was Devang Patel with his song "Meri Marzi!"

— Aggressive Aam Aadmi (@bharat_builder) March 31, 2015

7. Don’t try the #MyChoice trick on your mother

*Reaches home at 5am* Mom: Where were u last night? Why didn't you answer the phone? You know hw worried I was? Me: #MyChoice Mom: *Slaps*

— Batman (@Dukhi_Engineer) March 31, 2015

8. Poetry and humour go hand in hand

"I am the Universe. Infinite in all directions" ~ Tanmay Bhatt #MyChoice

— maithun (@Being_Humor) March 31, 2015

9. Two totally unrelated topics

That awkward moment when you watch #DeepikaPadukone #MyChoice video and You Tube includes #PikuTrailer in suggestions.

— Zaid Hamid (@SirZaidHamid) March 31, 2015

10. Some of our politicians are already on the same page

I will be CM or not CM #MyChoice.I will do dharna b4 becoming CM or aftr CM My Choice.I will do sting of others or My people My Choice

— Tajinder Pal S Bagga (@tajinderbagga) March 31, 2015