Have the last laugh with these 33 hilarious messages for your tombstone
I would rather die a meaningful death than to live a meaningless life. – Corazon Aquino
Many took this quote a bit too seriously on Tuesday as they tried to come up with the most ‘meaningful’ 5-word message for their own tombstone.
Ironically enough, one of the top trending topics on Twitter on World Health Day was #MyTombstoneIn5Words, which brought the social networking site to ‘life’ as people came out with some of the most hilarious one-liners to mark their graves.
Here are the best ones.
1.
Thought bears were my friends #MyTombstoneIn5Words @midnight pic.twitter.com/BhHFceJnsT
— NickG (@sub150run) April 7, 2015
2.
The Lannisters are such jerks. #MyTombstoneIn5Words @midnight pic.twitter.com/vM2219kSWB
— Wikia (@Wikia) April 7, 2015
3.
I'll Be Back This Weekend #MyTombstoneIn5Words @midnight pic.twitter.com/bPPW2UA0l5
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) April 7, 2015
4.
Should have cut blue wire #MyTombstoneIn5Words @midnight pic.twitter.com/XT0oDSS1AV
— Tommy Campbell (@MrTommyCampbell) April 7, 2015
5.
It was totally soap poisoning #MyTombstoneIn5Words @midnight pic.twitter.com/8hexJ97Xj7
— Bill the Butcher (@NotBTB) April 7, 2015
6.
Check Back in Three Days #MyTombstoneIn5Words @midnight pic.twitter.com/pv4bYhT94n
— Casey (@_OneEyedFatMan_) April 7, 2015
7.
Cooked crystal meth. Shot Nazis. #MyTombstoneIn5Words @midnight pic.twitter.com/xK7xR4Q2af
— Mike (@MKChiWriting) April 7, 2015
8.
Turn Me Over I'm Done #MyTombstoneIn5Words pic.twitter.com/0InCXBeD01
— First In Last Out (@4gen234) April 7, 2015
9.
Said "what" too many times #MyTombstoneIn5Words pic.twitter.com/0FLfWxubfY
— Scott Probably Is (@ScottMayBStoned) April 7, 2015
10.
Did you say RED wire? #MyTombstoneIn5Words @midnight pic.twitter.com/ongriduY1S
— Bill the Butcher (@NotBTB) April 7, 2015
11.
Gave up on the Princess #MyTombstoneIn5Words @midnight pic.twitter.com/UAXiGA7laT
— Orlando Jones (@OGOrlandoJones) April 7, 2015
12.
#MyTombstoneIn5Words @midnight Should have stopped sniffing glue pic.twitter.com/0Oin0BAeMU
— MajorLeagueMutt (@Ti_FusedCynic) April 7, 2015
13.
Cheese, Sausage, Mushroom, Green Peppers #MyTombstoneIn5Words @midnight pic.twitter.com/C30b33TmGo
— Vince LiFonti (@ChicagoVince) April 7, 2015
14.
A Genius Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist. #MyTombstoneIn5Words @midnight pic.twitter.com/6bi7lo1Jw4
— Wikia (@Wikia) April 7, 2015
15.
I've made a huge mistake #MyTombstoneIn5Words pic.twitter.com/h5uNWOMpsC
— Hollyn Heron (@HollynHeron) April 7, 2015
16.
Leave Snacks For My Ghost #MyTombstoneIn5Words @midnight https://t.co/qx884YOIDI
— @midnight (@midnight) April 7, 2015
17.
Please, delete my internet history. #MyTombstoneIn5Words
— Danny (@DannyZMS) April 7, 2015
18.
Told you I was sick #MyTombstoneIn5Words
— Michael McDonald (@mcdonaldcomedy) April 7, 2015
19.
Played chess with death, lost. #MyTombstoneIn5Words @midnight
— Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff) April 7, 2015
20.
What could possibly go wrong? #MyTombstonein5words @midnight
— Nicholas Caprio (@ncaprio) April 7, 2015
21.
His erection lasted five hours #MyTombstoneIn5Words @midnight
— E.J. Coughlin (@ejc) April 7, 2015
22.
Wanna see a dead body? #MyTombstoneIn5Words
— Allie Goertz (@AllieGoertz) April 7, 2015
23.
Truly loved texting and driving #MyTombstoneIn5Words @midnight
— Annie Lederman (@annielederman) April 7, 2015
24.
#MyTombstoneIn5Words Oh damn, Nietzsche was right.
— almightygod (@almightygod) April 7, 2015
25.
Told you Craigslist Was shady #MyTombstonein5words @midnight
— Hal Sparks (@HalSparks) April 7, 2015
26.
Seriously…don't go chasing waterfalls #MyTombstoneIn5Words @midnight
— Lisa Taylor (@mseric) April 7, 2015
27.
Cocaine, the breakfast of champions. #MyTombstoneIn5Words @midnight
— Lisa Vikingstad (@LisaVikingstad) April 7, 2015
28.
Please help me, buried alive #MyTombstoneIn5Words @midnight
— Jason Anderson (@ANDERSTORMS) April 7, 2015
29.
Is my funeral trending yet? #MyTombstoneIn5Words @midnight
— Bill the Butcher (@NotBTB) April 7, 2015
30.
Probably in hell right now #MyTombstoneIn5Words @midnight
— Rick G. Rosner (@dumbassgenius) April 7, 2015
31.
You still owe me money #MyTombstoneIn5Words @midnight
— Michelle Shaughnessy (@Michellesfunny) April 7, 2015
32.
We Don't Need No Vaccinations! #MyTombstoneIn5Words @midnight
— A Wiener (@Wieneraaron) April 7, 2015
33.
I let the dogs out. @midnight #MyTombstoneIn5Words
— Darryl Mansel ️ (@Seedalicious) April 7, 2015
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