The first day of a new job can be quite a strange experience. You are trying really hard to a keep check on your first day jitters, while you simultaneously scan the entire office, trying to analyse everyone and everything. Your thoughts are all over the place, some so wild that if a HR had the superpower of hearing your thoughts, you would probably be fired immediately or worse case scenario – be belted black and blue.
This is especially true for men, whose number one priority when it comes starting the first day is — “Where are all the chicks”? Work is absolutely the last thing on their minds.
