Girls, have you heard? Rahul Yadav is single and ready to mingle!

The prospective groom?(Image courtesy: facebook.com)

The no-longer-the-CEO of Housing.com never fails to entertain us. His histrionics! Twitterati might have dubbed him as “Steeve Jobless” post his final exit from the company, but he is still at his job (of entertaining us) and going places! Sample his recent Facebook post:

 

Looking for a girlfriend. Interested girls please drop me a direct message. #Lazy :)

Posted by Rahul Yadav on Wednesday, July 8, 2015

So girls, are you game for this HOUSELESS hero? Here goes another post:

“Time to vacate the lovely apartment. Can’t afford the high rent anymore :)”

(Our tip: Probably, he would put this up for sale on Housing!)

But what takes us by surprise is just a couple of hours after he left his apartment, he starts hunting for a girlfriend. Most likely, like a pro he will keep her in his HEART, as there’s no house anymore!

Ladies, here we let you in on what your would-be boyfriend has been doing this time around and since he left his job:

He doesn’t leave you so easily, he proves it. Within days of his exit from Housing, the site was hacked. Now, try smelling the rat!

 

I would have DESIGNED it better. #NotInvolved #LoveYouTechTeam

Posted by Rahul Yadav on Monday, July 6, 2015

He is well versed with the Values of Housing. So, good luck with your boy!

 

A Board member who recently came onboard:”You’ve gone against the Values of Housing”Me: “Sir, do you really know what the Values of Housing are?”[Silence]Me: It’s Ok. Let’s move to the next point.

Posted by Rahul Yadav on Thursday, July 2, 2015

He maintains his popularity even in times of crisis.

 

Once a motherf**ker, always a motherf**ker 😀

Posted by Rahul Yadav on Wednesday, July 1, 2015

 

He travels in style even when he has hit the rock bottom.

Image courtesy: facebook.com
Image courtesy: facebook.com

When his HOUSE is on fire, what does he do? Nothing but saves his ‘genius billionaire philanthropist’ self. So, girl, you better be on your toes!

 

[In a nutshell]Board: CEO title of Housing.com. Take that away then what are you?Me: A Genius Billionaire (in INR) Philanthropist.

Posted by Rahul Yadav on Tuesday, June 30, 2015

This IIT Bombay dropout has been in the news since the beginning of this year. His resignation letter and attempts of chiding investors as well as competitors had everyone question ‘has he lost it?’ Remember his AMA with Reditt?

Well, he might have resigned, but he is never resigned to the fact that a corporate  wearing Polo-necks can never produce a blockbuster!

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