7 Indian Twitter handles that are sure to blow your mind every day

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140 characters can be more powerful than it seems, so powerful that even Gaalis, sarcasm and direct digs on absolutely anyone and everyone, are totally acceptable, and at times, even appreciated. Check out 7 Twitter Handles that are guaranteed to keep you scrolling.

Stereotypewriter – @babumoshoy

His twitter handle has been aptly named, as he does stereotype most people, objects, things and situations. However, he does make really smart digs at politicians, has some pretty funny movie reviews and funny tweets in general.

"Kahaani", "Hamari Adhuri Kahani"…at this alarmingly diminishing rate, next Vidya Balan movie will have no storyline at all!

— Stereotypewriter (@babumoshoy) June 12, 2015

Kolkata summer should be arrested for possessing fake degrees. It claims 35 degrees even when it clearly feels like 53.

— Stereotypewriter (@babumoshoy) June 9, 2015

Special screening of 'Piku' at Rashtrapti Bhavan. Where constipation meets constitution.

— Stereotypewriter (@babumoshoy) June 11, 2015

Ramesh Srivats – @rameshsrivats

Ramesh has got a huge fan following, his tweeting style is ‘News Humor’, a great source of information with a funny twist to it. He also tweets some pretty nice jokes at times.

Delhi temperature is nice at 26 degrees. But Jitender Singh Tomar is feeling the heat with a couple of extra degrees.

— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) June 13, 2015

Lizard found in Air India meal. Of course. If lizards can eat flies, why can't someone who flies, eat lizards? #TellTell

— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) June 13, 2015

Bail & suspended sentence to Satyam founder Ramalinga Raju. Acquittal to Jayalalithaa. Today's theme – Satyam eva Jaya te.

— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) May 11, 2015

RoflIndian 2.0 – @Roflindian

This guy’s twitter handle sounds like he’s in beta mode, anyway, he’s tweets about diverse things, news and movie reviews primarily. A nice Twitter Handle to follow, it’s also got a mix of Hindi tweets, pictures and videos.

In Zoya Akhtar's movies, everyone is either a President or a Prime Minister. They travel so much.

— Roflindian 2.0 (@Roflindian) June 7, 2015

Non-Resident Keralite remittances cross Rs 1 lakh crore. I'm afraid Kerala might declare itself an independent country.

— Roflindian 2.0 (@Roflindian) June 7, 2015

Parrikar's remark 'neutralise terrorists through terrorists' is a timely comment on the desperate need to contain Arnab through India Today.

— Roflindian 2.0 (@Roflindian) May 23, 2015

Khap Panchayat – @KhapPanchayat

This guy is a must follow if you want to read absurd superstitions, cultural/caste/gender biases and some of the absurd laws of India being sarcastically targeted with a funny twist to it.

How many same-gotra couples does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. Dead people can't change light bulbs. Lolz.

— Khap Panchayat (@KhapPanchayat) July 31, 2014

Since the Government of India has already banned everything and left us jobless, we have decided to start tweeting again.

— Khap Panchayat (@KhapPanchayat) March 11, 2015

Someone prevented a few kids from working and got a Nobel. We have stopped thousands of women from doing jobs and no one appreciates us.

— Khap Panchayat (@KhapPanchayat) October 10, 2014

Suhel Seth – @suhelseth

Suhel Seth takes on politicians, celebrities and people in power head on with his tweets, they’re mostly bold, sarcastic and usually with a message or a POV to it. Suhel Seth is a no-nonsense tweep with a great sense of humor.

Goddamn incompetent FSSAI. These are the kind of regulators who bring disrepute to Brand India. Cavalier dolts. https://t.co/IFjxAp5Ci5

— SUHEL SETH (@suhelseth) June 15, 2015

My worry is not about @LalitKModi getting travel documents. My deep distress is that we haven't exported the likes of N Srinivasan.

— SUHEL SETH (@suhelseth) June 14, 2015

This man is a certified dolt who can't even spell. https://t.co/PHyuAjaGxg

— SUHEL SETH (@suhelseth) June 13, 2015

Markandey Katju – @mkatju

Justice Markandey Katju is former Judge, Supreme Court of India; and former Chairman, Press Council of India. This is as serious as it gets, in his tweets he doesn’t mind naming people and the stuff they’ve done. Direct insults, candid digs, usually laced with underlying anger and sarcasm is his forte. He also founded the word “Pollistitutes“. Hmmmm…. We wonder what it means.

I've posted 4 articles on present CJI Dattu on my blog. Pls read them. Dattu is prima facie thoroughly corrupt, as these articles disclose.

— Markandey Katju (@mkatju) June 4, 2015

Reports of more AAP MLAs hvg fake degrees, apart from Smriti Irani, who,of course, for this very reason deserved to b appointed HRD Minister

— Markandey Katju (@mkatju) June 14, 2015

And look at the sycophancy of Chidambaram towards that idiot Rahul Gandhi. These Congressmen have no shame.

— Markandey Katju (@mkatju) June 2, 2015

Kamaal R Khan – @kamaalrkhan

Actor/Producer/Critic. Kamaal R Khan’s twitter handle is extremely entertaining and insightful, his logic is simple – Grammar no bar, party no bar, celebrity no bar, Gaali no bar, he doesn’t even spare the news channels and the press. Check it out.

If Harshad Mehta, Lalit Modi, Vijay Mallya etc are innocents then nothing can be done n India always will be a fool's paradise for #2RsPpl

— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) June 15, 2015

Truth is this that every day's all debates on TV channels are total Chutiyapa which have nothing to do with country at all.

— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) June 14, 2015

It's high time that @ZeeNews should announce itself a mouthpiece of #BJP

— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) June 15, 2015

So, that’s our list of awesome twitter handles to follow, if you have come across a few more, do put them down in the comments below and we’ll add them to the list.