Pakistani PM Nawaz Sharif is up for sale online! Hurry! Bidding closes in six days!
Were you considering exotic online shopping over the weekend? If yes, here’s a high profile showpiece you may want to quickly bag!
An anonymous internet user took a p**** on the Pakistani prime minister Nawaz Sharif by putting him up on eBay for sale. The advertisement posted on the e-commerce site says “Useless Pakistani Pm Nawaz Sharif for Sale”.
The description of the product is hilarious. “Used Pakistani Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif for sale. No longer needed. Needs a bit of TLC. No box or instructions. Buyer must collect. Seller not prepared to touch item. Pick up from central London today, address will be supplied on completion of sale. Buyer must arrange own transport,” it says.
The prank speculated as a guarded attack on the Pakistani minister further says, “Not in working condition. It never worked. It was faulty and corrupt by birth. The whole range of the product and its family is Genetically defected and corrupt. Take it away and rid us of this disease. Buy this and a similar item in smaller pack Mr Shahbaz Sharif will be given for free with it and that item is good with drama and passionate speeches but no use too.”
Sharif was severely criticized after his name was listed in the scandalous Panama Papers. He is presently in London for a reported medical check-up.
“Usually found in England, America and Turkey more than in Pakistan. All business, properties and family in London but still wants to be a prime minister in Pakistan .
Currently in London consulting an ex corrupt president of Pakistan on how to save his corrupt assets and save his ass.” says the description in conclusion.
Despite the damning portfolio of the product, it has managed to gather close to 100 bidders and the current price is 66,200 euros. The auction will end on 20 April.
Sharif isn’t the only PM to have been put on sale on an e-commerce platform. British rime minister David Cameron too had the honour of being showcased as a ‘product’ few days back.
However, this advertisement was later taken down.
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